"You Might Be A Lutheran If... #7" joke

...your church library has three Jell-O cookbooks.. ..it's time to change a lightbulb and the left side of the aisle begins a debate on "change," while the right side of the aisle musters five volunteers--one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder.. ..you laugh out loud while reading this list, and relive your childhood at the same time.. .. you think the four food groups are coffee, lefse, lutefisk, and Jell-O.. ..you can actually come up with responses to this.. ..you sign a petition to have Campbell Soup Co. rename its "Cream of Mushroom soup" "Lutheran Binder!". ..you actually think the pastor's jokes are funny.. ..the bumper sticker on your car says, "Legalize Lutefisk!"

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