"Wittle Wabiths" joke

An adorable little girl enters a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabiths?"
The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so he can be on her level, and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby?"
Putting her hands on her knees, the little girl bends forward and says, "I don't fink my pyfon gives a fuck".

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