"Wicker Box" joke

What is the definition of wicker box?
It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

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1. Cut a hole in the ice.
2. Open up a can of pea's and spread them around the hole.
3. When the polar bear comes up to take a pea. You kick him in the ice hole.

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1. Coca-cola was originally green.
2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
3. Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2)poodle; 3)golden retriever.
4. Dumbest dog: Afghan
5. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
6. Men can read smaller more...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gino!
Gino who!
Gino me, now open the door!

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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure.

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