"Why do you need a licence for a " joke

Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat? A: Cats can't drive! Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road? A: A mutt in a rut! Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole? A: A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree! Q: What do you call a happy Lassie? A: A jolly collie! Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia? A: A dingo-ling! Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths? A: A shampoodle! Q: How do you catch a runaway dog? A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone! Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams? A: Wire haired terriers!! Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer? A: Any kind of bloodhound! Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers? A: A bud hound!

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