"Why did Snow White get kicked out of the magical kingdom?" joke

Q: Why did Snow White get kicked out of the magical kingdom?
A: She sat on Pinnochio's face and said,"lie to me baby...lie to me!"

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.

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Montanan:I love Montana and have lived here for a total of 11 years of my 19 year old life. You got out just in time than, because we have snow in June; having hail just last night. The deer thing however is completely true. I live in the capital, and I tended to pass deer everyday walking to school. They are everywhere.
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Paul Meyer:very funny would like sent to my email
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