"Why did Snow White get kicked out of the magical kingdom?" joke

Q: Why did Snow White get kicked out of the magical kingdom?
A: She sat on Pinnochio's face and said,"lie to me baby...lie to me!"

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.

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What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US more...

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...

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recreationalsex:sooooooofunnnyyy
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Montanan:I love Montana and have lived here for a total of 11 years of my 19 year old life. You got out just in time than, because we have snow in June; having hail just last night. The deer thing however is completely true. I live in the capital, and I tended to pass deer everyday walking to school. They are everywhere.
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Paul Meyer:very funny would like sent to my email
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