"Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?" joke

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...