"Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?" joke
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers? Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!
A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in the orchestra had missed several rehearsals, except for one very faithful oboe player. Finally, as the dress rehearsal drew to a close, more...
Here it is nicely illustrated:
Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each more...
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.