"Whose hanuman?" joke
Three friends, a Hindu, a Muslim and a Sikh, all great admirers of Bir Bajrang Bali, were hotly arguing about which community Hanumanji belonged to. The Hindu was outraged by the claims of the others:' How could Hanuman possibly be Muslim?', he demanded of his Muslim friend.
'We have Ahsan, Rehman, Sulaiman, and many other Muslim names ending with an. Hanuman could well have been one such name,' replied the Muslim.
'And you, sardarji said the Hindu aggressively,' Sikhism came into being a thousand years after the Ramayana. How can you say Hanuman was Sikh?'
'Quite clearly Hanuman was Sikh,' replied the sardarji.' Here we have someone who does not know the person whose wife has been abducted, he does not know the lady who has been abducted, and he has no enmity towards the abductor. Nevertheless he sets his tail on fire and burns up a whole city. Who else would do such a thing except a sardar.
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