"When I Take a long time to finish" joke

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don`t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I` am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he`s only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he`s on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it`s because he`s overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets

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