"What Forrest Gump would say in other situations?" joke

I just thought these up:
"Death is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
- A Matter of Life and Death
"A strip club is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
- Striptease
"Sex is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
- (Quite a number of movies)
And my favorite...
"Creating life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
- Jurassic Park

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