"We have enough gun control" joke

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Starfire99:More like terrib!e presidents control
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skate317boy:Your hairline go back to the revolution jk good joke
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