"Vatican Shuns Scientists" joke

The Vatican announced that scientists who carry out embryonic stem cell research will be excommunicated. Explained Pope Benedict, "God's law forbids the destruction of an embryo before we have a chance to molest it."

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome.So, how are you getting there?""We're taking more...

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