"Vacationing Priests" joke
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation. Wanting to make sure this would be a real vacation, they decided they wouldn't wear anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some very outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals and sunglasses.
The next morning, they dressed in their 'tourist' garb and went to the beach. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and scenery when a 'drop dead' gorgeous woman in a tiny bikini came walking straight toward them. They couldn't keep themselves from staring. As she passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, and then continued on her way.
They were both stunned and couldn't understand how she could possibly recognize them as priests.
The following day, they returned to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. Outfits so loud you could hear them coming before you even saw them. Again, they settled down on the beach to enjoy a drink and the sunshine. After a short time, the same gorgeous woman came walking toward them. Once more she approached and greeted them individually, "Good morning, Father," and began to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "Just a moment, young lady. It is true, we are priests, and proud of it, but I must know, how in the world did YOU know we are priests?"
"Don't you recognize me, Father? It's me, Sister Margaret."
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