"Utah Dumb Laws" joke

It is against the law to fish from horseback. It is illegal not to drink milk. Birds have the right of way on all highways. It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list. It is considered an offense to hunt whales. It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.In Utah when a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. Kaysville: You must have identification to enter a convenience store after dark. Logan: Women may not swear. Monroe: Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor. Provo: Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine. Salt Lake City: No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin. Trout Creek: Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.

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