"Twenty pound salmon" joke

I caught a twenty pound salmon last week."
"Were there any witnesses?"
"There sure were. If there hadn't been, it would have been forty pounds."

A bengali and indian and a english and a PAKI enter into a bar... all of a sudden the bengali throw's his glass in the air takes out his shot gun and shoot's it.... hes say's'Glasses in bangledesh are so cheap u dont use with the same one twice.... soon the indian throws his more...


A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4 P. M. And getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in more...


Two employees form the gas company were at a house call. The younger man said to the older one, "Geez, you''re old!"

"Yeah, that may be so, but I can still outrun you," replied the older employee.

"How about a foot race to see if more...

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