"Bengali, Indian, English, Paki" joke
A bengali and indian and a english and a PAKI enter into a bar... all of a sudden the bengali throw's his glass in the air takes out his shot gun and shoot's it.... hes say's'Glasses in bangledesh are so cheap u dont use with the same one twice.... soon the indian throws his glass in the air and shoot's it... he too says that glasses in indian are so cheap u dont use the same one twice.... The enlish throws his glass in the air shoot's it then shoots the PAKI..... He says that there are soooo PAKI'S in ENGLAND u dont drink with the same one twice....; )
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The Lawyer says OK, what are your grounds.
My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with."
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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...