"Turning To Stone" joke

One summer afternoon, two boys were playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked.
Suddenly, one of the boys took off running. The other boy ran after him and finally caught up with his friend.
"Why did you run away?" he asked his friend.
"Well," explained his friend, "my mom told me that if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I felt something getting hard, so I ran!"

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