"True story about making Eve as Adams companion" joke

At the dawn of time, Adam is in the garden of Eden with all theanimals. It is an absolute paradise, with the beauty of nature allaround, but Adam still feels there's something amiss, so he says to God "Hey God! There's something not quite right here still. I feel I need a companion, someone who will love me, care about me, always be there, always understand."
"That's quite a tough request", says God, "and it's going to cost you."
"How much?", says Adam.
"It'll cost you an arm and a leg", says God.
"That's a bit steep - I don't think I can afford that", says Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"

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