"Troublesome Moths" joke
The lovers were lying on her bed in a passionate embrace when the woman suddenly cocked her ear. "Quick," she cried, "my husband is coming through the front door. Hide in the bathroom."
The lover ran into the bathroom as she quickly hid his clothes under the bed. Just as she turned back, her husband entered the bedroom. "What are you doing lying naked on the bed?" he asked.
"Darling, I heard you pull in the driveway and I wanted to be ready to receive you," she explained with a seductive wink and smile.
"Great!" he said. "I just have to run to the bathroom and I'll be right with you."
She began to panic, but before she could stop him, he was in the bathroom. There, he found a man clapping his hands together in mid air. Dumbfounded, he asked, "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife called me in to get rid of these troublesome moths," replied the lover.
"But you don't have any clothes on!!" yelled the husband.
The lover looked down at his body, jumped backwards in surprise and said, "Those rotten little bastards!"
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