"Town Grocer's Daughter" joke
It wasn't long after the town grocer gave his beautiful teen-age daughter a job as clerk in his store that the local wolves began dropping by almost daily with requests for items stocked on the highest shelves, since each time the pretty little thing had to climb up a ladder to fill their orders, they were assured a spectacular view. Being as naive as she was attractive, the daughter didn't catch on; she tried rearranging the stock a few times, but no matter how she planned it, her male customers always seemed to ask for the items she put at the top. One day an elderly gent happened to enter the store while a contingent of these young cads was sending the poor girl up and down the ladder, each one in turn ordering a loaf of raisin bread from the top shelf. Hoping to save herself an additional trip while still aloft on her eighth successive climb to the same height, the girl called down to the senior citizen, "Is yours
raisin, too?"
"Nope," said the old-timer. "But it's twitchin' a mite."
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