"Tough City Mice" joke
Three tough city mice are sitting in a bar having a drink.
The first mouse takes a shot of tequila, slams the glass on the bar and says, "I'm the toughest mouse in this city. I'm so tough that I walk around the house collecting mouse poison. Then I return to my nest and grind up the pellets with my morning coffee - just for an extra jolt to start off each day."
The second mouse gulps his scotch down, throws the glass on the floor and says, "I'm the toughest mouse in this city. I'm so tough that I go up to the trap outside my nest, trip the lever and make the trap flip in the air. Then I catch the bar on its way down, bench press it a few times, twirl it over and over with my feet, toss it to the ground and take the cheese for my breakfast. This is all part of my normal morning routine."
The third mouse, bored with the conversation, looks at the other two mice, sets his glass of beer down and says, "I've had enough of you two. I'm going home to screw the cat!"
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