"Top ten signs the nanny you've hired is really a man" joke

Constantly whining about prostate trouble
Name on driver's license reads "Walter Payton"
Can bench press 450
After changing baby's diapers, services your Jeep
Constantly adjusting herself
Has Adam's apple the size of a cue ball
On day off, appears on "Geraldo"
Knows a little too much about "Mork"
Winces whenever someone mentions Lorena Bobbitt
The Bea Arthur factor