"Top 10 things to say or do to annoying co-workers" joke

The next time your co-workers get on your nerves & you have just had it with them, do what I do...
Tell them to alphebetize their m&m's
Tell them there is a Moron's Anonymous meeting at 5 in the middle lane of 101
Leave a wet lollipop on their chair
Follow them home, freak them out a little
Keep telling them what a hard worker you are
Ask to borrow a report and tear out a couple pages
Remind them that their freckles could be cancerous
Comment on their weight gain
Send anonymous letters
Don't Flush