"Too Late To Date" joke
After the death of a never-married 94-year-old spinster, the rector was given a note from her personal belongings.In the woman's handwriting were specific instructions for her funeral service. Along with the suggestions for Scripture readings and music were the following orders:"There will be no male pallbearers. Since they wouldn't take me out when I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."
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