"TomKat stuff" joke

Woman's Day reports Katie Holmes has reached her boiling point with Tom Cruise. The Aussie tabloid claims she is tired of his demands to change her clothes and make-up as well as attend Scientology "mommy" classes. A source says, "Katie actually refers to herself as Tom's'Stepford Wife' to her friends."

Tom says Katie can leave anytime she wants.....all she has to do is pick the lock....Knock out the guards....swim across the moat and make her way across the mine fields in front of the compound....i mean house.

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