"To Pun Is Human" joke
1. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.2. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.3. Every calendar's days are numbered.4. A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.5. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.6. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.7. A plateau is a high form of flattery.8.. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.9.. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.10. Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.11. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.12. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.13. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.14. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.15. Acupuncture is a jab well done.16. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
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