"Tight Pants" joke

A man was seated at a bar next to a gorgeous woman who just happened to be wearing the tighest pants he had ever seen.
He couldn't take his eyes off her and kept staring until she finally asked him what was wrong.
"I hope you don't mind my being too presumptuous but, I was wondering, how does a person get into a pair of pants like that?" he asked.
Smiling at him seductively, she replies, "Well, you could start by buying me a drink!"

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