"This morning I felt that today was " joke

This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven oclock race - so I backed the seventh. Did it win? No, it came seventh.

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