"The blonde in the library" joke

A Blonde goes into a library. She goes up to the librarian and says, "
I want a manicure and a pedicure."
Then, the librarian says, "
Miss, this is a library!"
The blond then replies, "
Oooooohhhhh. I'm sorry!"
Then she wispers, "
I want a manicure and a pedicure."

Q: What is the difference between a regular faggot and a midget faggot?
A: Regulars come out of the closet; midgets come out of the cupboard.

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What is the difference between a faggot and a refridgerator?
The fridge dont fart when you pull the meat out.

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Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. They rowed out a ways and started to fish. They caught one fish after the other. Ole says to Sven, "I wish we could mark this spot. It’s the best fishing more...

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The Master of the house is comfortably installed in an armchair in the library, reading a newspaper.Suddenly, John, his butler rips the door open and shouts, "Sir, the Thames is flooding the streets!"The Master looks up calmly from the newspaper and says, "John, more...

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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