"The blonde in the library" joke

A Blonde goes into a library. She goes up to the librarian and says, "
I want a manicure and a pedicure."
Then, the librarian says, "
Miss, this is a library!"
The blond then replies, "
Oooooohhhhh. I'm sorry!"
Then she wispers, "
I want a manicure and a pedicure."

Q: What is the difference between a regular faggot and a midget faggot?
A: Regulars come out of the closet; midgets come out of the cupboard.


What is the difference between a faggot and a refridgerator?
The fridge dont fart when you pull the meat out.


Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. They rowed out a ways and started to fish. They caught one fish after the other. Ole says to Sven, "I wish we could mark this spot. It’s the best fishing more...


The Master of the house is comfortably installed in an armchair in the library, reading a newspaper.Suddenly, John, his butler rips the door open and shouts, "Sir, the Thames is flooding the streets!"The Master looks up calmly from the newspaper and says, "John, more...


all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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