"The TRUE Space Race" joke
Americans and Russians were competing who would go to the moon and build more on it. The minister comes to the American president: Mister President, the Russians have already launched their spaceship!
President: Yes, yes, let them! A few days later: Mister President, the Russians have already landed on the moon!
President: Yes, yes, calm down! In a week: Mister President, it's the Russians, the started painting the moon red!
President: That's fine, just fine! In a month: Mister President, the Russians have painted half the moon red, we'd better do something too!!
President: No, no, don't worry! In two months: Mister President, the Russians have finished painting the moon, the whole moon is red now!!
President: That's great, now send our spaceship up there to write Coca-Cola on it!
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