"The Secret Life of the Alaskan Teenager" joke

Back in November, the Huffington Post reported that Sarah Palin could get $7 Million Dollars to write a book.
Skipping the obligiatory Write-a-book?-I-didn't-even-know-she-could-read comment, I do wanna say that I think this is pretty short-sighted. I don't care about Sarah Palin's story, because we already know it. I'm tired of her story already, and I have no interest in hearing it in her own voice. It'd probably sound a lot like Huckleberry Finn - except with twice the tits, three times the racism and none of the biting social commentary.
No...Sarah Palin's isn't the story to be published. Bristol's is. Bristol's the one with the story - especially after her interview on Fox News.
It's the classic narrative, and it's one that every woman can resonate with even more so than Mrs. Golly G. Shoot-a-Moose over there.
How My Mother and a Boy F*cked Up My Life - By Bristol Harley Davidson Palin.
If you think Oprah won't fall over herself to endorse that, then I've got a pipeline to sell you.

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