"The Real Vet" joke

The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
“You have been to France before, monsieur? ” the customs officer asked sarcastically.
The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.
“Zen, you should know enough to ’ave your passport ready for inspection. ”
The American said, “The last time I was in France, I didn’t have to show a passport. ”
Impossible, You Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. “Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-day in ’44, I couldn’t find any Frenchmen to show it to. ”

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