"The Problem with Interracial Paki-Western Marriage" joke
A Paki boy (Pakistani-North Indian male) marries a Western woman. That night, he enjoys the supreme pleasures of the wedding bed. However, the very next morning the Paki boy finds himself being rudely awakened by his new wife.
"Wake up!" exclaims the Occidental lady angrily. "I want a talaq (divorce)!"
Rubbing his eyes, the distraught Indo-Iranian asks, "But why, my mehbooba (darling)?"
"Look," she explains. "Everyone knows that Asian Paki penis is smaller than Western penis. So, I was fully prepared for a Punjabi Prawndick, a Multani Mushroom, or a Lahori Ladyfinger. But your Banarsi Buttondick is just the size of my big toe!"
"Well," counters the Paki boy. "You should be HAPPY that I am big by Oriental Paki standards! You should be DELIGHTED I have a Tandoori Toe-dick instead of an Indus Inch or a Ganges Worm!"
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