"The Oldest Profession" joke

A doctor, an architect and a polotician were arguing over the oldest profession in the world.
The doctor said it was his job because Eve was created from Adam's rib, a surgical procedure.
The architect said it was his job because before that there was chaos and the world was made from this chaos with an architect.
Then the polotician said "And who do you think caused all this chaos?"

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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"But-where is your beard?" asks his mother upon seeing him.
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The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

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"Moshe, have you lost your mind? more...

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