"The Maid" joke
A guy calls home from work and a strange woman answers the phone. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Oh. Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone whom I just naturally figured was her husband." He'd always suspected, but now he knows. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" "What do I have to do?" "I want you to get my gun from the desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with." "$50,000? Really?" "Yes." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?" "Throw them in the swimming pool!" "What pool?" "Uhhh... is this 832-4821?"
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