"The Inebriated University Professor" joke

The inebriated university professor staggered into the bar and asked the bartender for a dry Martinus.
"Beg your pardon, sir," the bartender replied, "But do you mean a Martini?"
"Now see here, my good man," exclaimed the ninety-proof prof. "If I want two, I'll ask for them."

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