"The Chik" joke

Jack is one horney guy and is not sure what to do about it.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill.
Jack walks down the steet to the local brothal and knocks on
the door. The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she
can do for him. "I'm really horney but I only have $5. What
can you do for me?", Jack asks the madam. She looks over
this fellow and tells Jack, "Don't worry we can take care of
you. No problem."

She leads Jack into this room where in the opposite corner is
a chicken. Jack thinks about this a second and figures it
can't be that bad. He gives the madam the $5 and closes the
door behind her.

With the eagerness of a young teenager he quickly undresses.
Once naked, Jack wastes no time and starts to fuck the chicken.
As soon as Jack developes a rythym he starts to enjoy himself
a great deal. He and the chicken really go at it for a while
untill all that built up frustration is finally released.
Jack can't remember when he has had such a pleasurable experience.

One week later, and horney again, Jack has saved up $10.
Being a satisfied customer he goes back to the same madam and
asks what she can do for him for $10.

"Well for $10 we have special show", the madam replies. She
leads him into a different room where there are several other
people sitting on benches. "Sit back and enjoy the show
Jack", the madam tells Jack.

Jack gives the money to the madam and takes a seat on one of
benches. Soon after, the lights dim and the blinds open
revealing another room on the other side of a two way mirror
where two women begin to undress each other.

Jack is very impressed. Clearly these women are unaware
anyone is watching as they begin to make love to each other
passionately. Apparently there is nothing they won't do to
each other.

Jack once again feels like he is getting his money's worth.
He turns to the person beside him and says, "this is a pretty
good show for ten bucks eh?!

The guy turns to Jack and says, "That's nothing..... last
week we saw a guy fuck a chicken."

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