"The Butterfly Dance" joke

Q: Why wouldn't the butterfly go to the dance?

A: It was a moth ball

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the
boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.

"That was a honey bee," his father said,"one of our friends, and for
stomping him you will do without honey for a more...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Salmon!
Salmon who?
Salmonenchanted evening!

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