"The 3 chinese tortures" joke
there was once a man who needed food & water in a huge forest.
the man found a hut, when he got inside he found a chinese family living living there. The chinese father of the family said he could stay on one condition that he was never to touch his daughter the man thought that was ok . while they were having the meal he could see what the chinese man ment 'cos the daughter was flirting with him . That night the man slept with the mans daughter having a night of passion and sex .
later that night the man slipped back into his own room but earlier the man warned him of the three chinese tortures. when the man woke up he had a big rock on his stomach he thought it was no big deal it said on the rock chinese torture number 1, 'big rock on stomach'so he threw the rock out of the window but the rock rolled over and it read chinese torure number 2'rock tied to left testical' so the thought adout jumping out of the window with the rock but the rock rolled over again and read chinese torture number 3'left testicat tied to bed post
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