"Taste Test" joke
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12 year old scotch. The bartender, thinking the guy doesn't know the difference, pours him a shot of 2 year old scotch.
The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He quickly yells at the bartender, "Hey, bozo, I said 12 year old scotch!"
Still unimpressed, the bartender pours a shot of 6 year old scotch. The patron takes a sip and spits it out too.
Still not believing the patron really knows the difference, the bartender pours a shot of 10 year old scotch. Again, he gets the same reaction from the patron.
Finally convinced, the bartender pours him a shot of 12 year old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is very satisfied.
While all of this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching. He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkenly says, ""Shay mishter, tashte this!" The patron obliges and immediately spits it out.
"That tastes like piss!" he shouts at the drunk.
"It ish. Now, how old am I?" replies the drunk.
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