"Tact is the ability to close your" joke

Tact is the ability to close your mouth before somebody else wants to.

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.


A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a twenty dollar bill to a bum."
"You gave a bum twenty whole dollars? That's a lot of money to just give away. more...

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