"Sven and Ole" joke
Sven was in front of the mall jewellery store when he spied Ole walking past carrying a small, gift-wrapped package.
"So vat did ja buy, Ole?"
Ole replied, "Tomorrow is Lena's birthday and she said she vanted something wit lots of diamonds."
"So vat did you get her?" asked Sven.
"A deck of cards!" replied Ole.
- Editor: Ole's funeral services will be held later this week.
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