"Stupid People Joke" joke
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we& down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is up there in the shade of a tree? ”& “I don’t know, ” replied the other, “I’ll go ask him. ”
So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. “Why are we digging in the hot sun and you’re standig& in the shade? ”& “Intelligence, ” the boss said.& “What’s intelligence? ” asked the digger.
The boss said, “I’ll show you. I’ll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist& as hard& as you can. ” The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss’ hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, “That’s intelligence! ”
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, “What’d he say? ”& “He said we& are down here because of intelligence. ”& “What’s intelligence? ” his friend asked. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, “Take your shovel and hit my hand. ”
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