"Stevie and Tiger" joke
Stevie Wonder is at a celebrity party where he meets golf champ, Tiger Woods. The two of them start chatting when Stevie mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer.
Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything.
"When I tee off," Stevie explains, "I have a guy call to me from the green and my sharp sense of hearing lets me aim."
Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests that they play a round. When Tiger agrees, Stevie asks, "How about we play for $100,000?" Tiger insists that he couldn't possibly play him for money because of his sight handicap.
After much arguing and badgering from Stevie, Tiger finally relents and says, "Ok, it's your money... when do you want to play?"
"Any NIGHT you choose!" Stevie replies.
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