"Sorry For Eating The Peanuts" joke
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.
Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. “I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts! ”
“That’s okay, dearie, ” the aunt replied. “After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway. ”
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