"Something of a Sheen" joke

New reports state that Charlie Sheen’s wife was arrested in 1996 for DUI, then later for cocaine possession. Guess this answers that pesky question of, “How did you guys meet."

In his most recent interview, Charlie Sheen says he's been keeping so busy that he hardly has time to neglect his children.

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All about smoking:
Remember, smoking doesn't kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill people.
One poll says 73% of Americans favor raising the cigarette tax. It's only fair. Since smokers aren't around as long as the rest of us, they should pay more while more...

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A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
A few hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as more...

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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where.""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, more...

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Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are splitting up again. It’s reported that Denise is seeking full legal custody of both kids, while Charlie is seeking filthy whores.

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