"Some thoughts about cybersex" joke

The idea of cybersex between people who have never met, poses some interesting questions...
How does one practice "safe" cybersex? Should I wear a raincoat while at my computer?
Does she need to insert a diskette before I input data?
If she misses a period, can she just go back and edit?
How many O's are in oooOOOOOHHhhh!!!
If I get carried away and quit typing for awhile, will you think I left?
If I try to 'enter' too fast, will she 'backspace'?
If my system goes down, will she delete me? (that could be a good title for a country cybersong)
Meeting your cyberlover for the first time could be tough... what if she expects a 1 gig hard drive, and all you've got is a 3.5" floppy?

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