"Smart Blond?" joke

What do you call a smart blond?

An Endangered species

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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Anonym:that joke is very HILARIOUS
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