"Skip a Day" joke

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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An entrepreneur attended an auction at which he won the bid on an old safe. With dreams of a large fortune inside, he was told that the business from which the safe originated was so long defunct, that no one had the combination. Undaunted, he called a locksmith to try to get more...

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

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