"Sinking Titanic" joke

Titanic was about to sink. People on the ship were shouting, crying, running and praying to God - just then a passenger had the following conversation with the captain.
Passenger: How far is land, from here?
Captain: Two miles...
Passenger: Only two miles, then why these fools are making noise. I have the experience of swimming even more.
Captain:... ???
Passenger: Just tell me in which direction, land is two miles from here?
Captain: Downward...

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