"Signs in English(?) From Around The World..." joke
A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
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